Wednesday, June 13, 2007

Shar Jackson: Pregnant?

Shar Jackson is pregnant.

.. or as far as TMZ, New York Post and several other reputable sources are claiming.

But.. who's the father? None other than the x-love of Britney Spears, Kevin Federline.. purportedly.

Representativesfor Shar Jackson deny the claim. However, Shar and Kevin have apparently been seen with each other as of late.

The Post’s Cindy Adams claims Shar is already “into her seventh week, and at the instant I write this, he doesn’t know.” She cites Shar in Star, saying that she’s hoping “this brings them back together as a family.”

Oops, I did it... again?

Britney Spears apparently hasn't learned her lesson regarding photographers and her raunchy lower half.

The trashy teen-pop tart was seen exiting her vehicle yesterday, and this shocking photo was snapped by X17online photographers.

It's been about a year since we last saw Britney's post-partum parts... and we haven't missed them at all! Eww.

In other Britney news, if you have a little time, head over to BritneySpears.Com.

Apparently the dizzy diva is requesting members of her fanclub to name her new album. One of the titles, 'OMG, is Lindsay Lohan like.. okay like?' ....made us here at CelebrityTea shake our heads in disgust. What in hell is going on in Spears-land?

Sunday, June 10, 2007

The Soprano's waves it's last goodbye

The very successful and highly controversial HBO hit 'The Sopranos' came to an end this evening.

The Series Finale proved to be somewhat disappointing to long time viewers.

The daunting last 5 minutes proved to be the most edgy, with several shady looking characters floating into the diner where the Soprano family was eating. . . . and that was it?

Some of the highlights from the Finale include the crushing of Leotardo, AJ continuing his desire to join the army, and Meadow continuing her wedding plans.

Well where was all the action, and suspense?
Despite suspicions to the contrary, neither Paulie Walnuts nor Patsy Parisi sold out Tony. And neither was whacked. Dr. Melfi, who kicked Tony out of therapy last week, made no last-minute appearance.

Hmm. Makes you wonder. Did HBO leave it open for a continuation?

Leanne Rimes Rocks the House


Gorgeous country crooner Leanne Rimes rocked the house on ABC this evening, singing her sassy rendition of the national anthem.

The NBA finals kicked off, and the blonde hottie tore down the house, not missing a note!

Rimes is famous for her teenage success in the mid 90's, with hit's like "Blue", "How do I live", and "Can't fight the moonlight", but hasn't released a studio album since 2005's "This woman" failed to reach platinum status.

Rimes is slated for an August 2007 release titled 'Family'.

Pregnant Skeleton Nicole Richie is Fabulous



I love it. Rumor has it that the towel-over-her-head, rehab romping, former heroine addict, daughter of Lionel Richie is pregnant.

MSNBC.COM is reporting that the skeletal star has been subject to urine and blood analysis and Richie herself is not denying the allegation.

An insider reveals "Nicole’s determined to get healthy for her own sake and the baby’s.”"

Well well well, I hope she does!

Paris Loves Cheerio's and Stavros in the morning


TMZ.com reports that Paris is fairing better during her second day at the medical center attached to Twin Towers Correctional Center.

She is reportedly crying less, on medication and eating cereal and bread.

The heiress is allowed two visitors on family day, Nicky her fugly sister and Stavros Niarchos, her on-again off-again boy toy were seen entering the facility this afternoon.

Apparently several of the inmate's family members who were visiting were outraged at how swiftly Paris's visitors were allowed into the facility, some waiting hours to see their family members.

Guess when you have that much dough you can pretty much do anything you want, ... except get out of jail free!

Saturday, June 9, 2007

LOL - That's HOT

The HELL with Wii, I found this hot little flash game and I'm addicted!


Martha Stewart is wretched


Delicious celebrityrumors reports that Martha Stewart, the train-wreck homemaking entrepreneur turned stock-market criminal was enraged to find that her recently arrested driver was Egyptian!

New York Post reveals this juicy tidbit:

After Stewart left her Bedford home early to make an appearance on “The View,” she noticed on the ride into town that her car was being followed by a police cruiser. When her car stopped at the “View” studios on the Upper West Side, it was surrounded by officers, who promptly arrested her driver. A visibly upset Stewart went up to her dressing room and, according to a source, “started shouting loudly to an assistant over the phone.” The domestic diva yelled, “How could you do this to me? Don’t you do background checks on people? He was Egyptian! What do I pay you people for?”

Next thing we know she'll be banning Egyptian cotton in her k-mart line of sheets!

Paris: I won't fight my sentance.

Paris Hilton has released a statement regarding her return to custody on Friday.

"Being in jail is by far the hardest thing I have ever done," said the distraught heiress. "During the past several days, I have had a lot of time to think and I believe that I am learning and growing from this experience."

Hilton also added "I would hope going forward that the public and the media will focus on more important things like the men and women serving our country in Iraq and other places around the world".

Hilton is currently housed at the Twin Towers Correctional Facility, in an adjacent medical center for prisoners who need to be treated for medical conditions.

Sheriff Baca had no further comments regarding Paris's recent re-entry into the judicial system, but had this to say regarding why she was released prior: "She was not speaking coherently and her condition was life-threatening."

Paris is slated to finish out her 42 days, and after her medical condition is treated she is purporteldy returning to the Lynwood facility where she was originally incarcerated.

Keep checking up for the latest Paris Hilton updates here at CelebrityTea!

Friday, June 8, 2007

Dina finaly visits Lohan

Dina Lohan has finally taken a break from her "White Oprah" duties and daytime talk-show lurking to visit her troubled daughter at the Promises Rehab Facility in Malibu.

Lohan has been at the Facility for a count of 10 days to be exact. Dina reportedly made the trip from NY to LA to visit her early Friday Morning.

What took you so long, super-mom? Too busy fabricating your resume?

Aguilera, pregnant?

Nothing official, but rumor and reports from TMZ.com have substantiated what seems to be the non-Hilton buzz of yet. . . Ms. Aguilera is pregnant!

The "Dirrrrty" blonde was seen leaving New York's Maternal Fetal Medicine Association with boyfriend Jordan Bratman, and apparently looking rather discouraged.

Hmm.

Angelina, Yum!


Wow! Angelina Jolie is featured on this months cover of Esquire, and the Girl, Interrupted star is looking as fab as ever.

"Brad and I are starting with the children and are planning to have our time together in our later years.", stated the busy actress, who is working on several new projects due out this fall.

No time for alone time the couple states, and that wouldn't be easy considering a growing family: Pitt and Jolie are parents to Maddox, 5; Zahara, 2; Shiloh, 1; and the newly adopted Pax, 3.

Sounds like the bombshell has her hands full!


LOL - Cute



This ho-larious little video has surfaced on youtube, check it out!

The Hilton Saga Continues

It's been confirmed through several media sources that Paris Hilton has been ordered to return to LA County custody late this afternoon.

TMZ reports that the heiress was screaming "mom, mom, mom" following the ruling, and several eye-witnesses report Ms. Hilton was physically escorted from the courtroom.

Paris is currently at Twin Towers Correctional Facility on a medical ward. Apparently her lawyer has filed habeas corpus proceedings (illegal withholding of a body) to be reviewed on Monday.

Ms. Hilton was released to her home late Thursday afternoon for an undisclosed medical reason, which has now been identified as a condition similar to Claustrophobia (fear of closed spaces). Ms. Hilton has a history of these type of attacks and allegedly experienced one during the filming of House of Wax.

LA County Sheriff Lee Baca released a statement this afternoon stating Ms. Hilton suffered from a "serious medical condition" that would only worsen with her imprisonment and that the facilities did not have room for "low level offenders" such as Paris.

Following the latest decision, Kathy Hilton stated ""It is what it is and it's in God's hands now."
She added: "It's out of our hands. There's nothing we can do."

The poor girl must feel like a yo-yo. This is getting a tad bit ridiculous. They need to find out where she needs to be placed, and if her medical condition is as serious as purported, treat it and get her back on track to finishing her sentence.

Paris returns to jail

Following a media circus and a controversial ruling, Paris Hilton was ordered to return to the Twin Towers detention center early this afternoon.

Hilton was released late yesterday afternoon to her home, after the Sheriff's department released her due to psychological reasons. It was learned by CelebrityTea late last evening that Ms. Hilton would return to court today.

I guess they just can't decide what to do with her.

Thursday, June 7, 2007

Kim Kardashian - Cramps?


Kim Kardashian is one zesty broad, however these awkward snaps taken shortly after the delicious socialite left Koi restaurant on Wednesday night leaves us thinking... what in the?

Did she have some bad Sushi? Ex-lax kicking in? And what's with her behind? This isn't a sir-mix-a-lot video shoot, is it?

Maybe she's squatting in delight over the recent settlement between herself and Vivid entertainment for $5mil, putting the kabash on her sex-tape with x-boyfriend Ray-J!

Whatever the reason, she sure looks happy, and .... well... orotund.

Hot.

Who is Lohan's leakiest, I mean, weakest link? You decide!




Someone inside LiLo's inner circle is definitely out to get the troubled starlet.

While Lindsay is taking a much needed mental and physical vaca at the Promises rehabilitation center in Malibu, these scandalous photos have recently surfaced of the gorgeous MeanGirls star and the sexy Vanessa Minnillo in some pretty racy poses -- yeilding a butcher knife and tugging at each other's undergarments.

TMZ.com reported recently that the snapshots were taken sometime last June. It's convenient that they, after all this time have found their way to the eyes of the public, right as Lohan enters a much deserved rehabilitation. So one might ask, who let'm out, and why now?

It's been rumored that the wildchild Lohan and bizarre singer-turned-DJ Samantha Ronson have had a torrid 'love affair' over the past few months. Minutes prior to her highly publicized Memorial Day Massacre Meltdown, Lohan was spotted arguing with a distraught looking Ronson outside Lohan's apartment. Ronson left Lohan's apartment and traveled on foot towards Sunset Blvd. Lohan pursued, pulling up next to the pseudo-Jockey and reportedly called her a "f-bomb lesbian bitch". Following this heated quarrel, Ronson allegedly jumped back into Lohan's Mercedes and Lohan sped off. Minutes later, Lohan's beloved SL 65 was found unattended on a curb near Sunset Blvd.

The day following the debacle, Ronson, 29, and Lohan, 21, were spotted at a well-lit gas station by X17online photographers. Ronson left the vehicle, and suspiciously left the driver side door open, revealing an unconscious and rough looking LiLo slumped in the passenger side. Rumor has it that Ronson was payed off to allow the shoot to happen. Is Ronson behind the recent scandalous revelations?

Michael Lohan, recently released from prison, has been highly vocal regarding his daughters alleged drug addiction, spouting several slanderous statements regarding LiLo's addiction to OxyContin, and even went as far as saying that Lohan 'needs God in her life'. Michael has done several high profile interviews regarding his daughter and repeatedly tried to reach Lindsay in an attempt to heal their wounded relationship. Could Michael be the culprit?

Dina Lohan, Lindsay's Manager, has been all over the map as of recent, attempting to gain media exposure by calling herself the 'White Oprah' and even whispering her desire to co-host the view after Rosie's demise. Recent scandal has rocked Dina, her claim of being a former Radio City Rockette were debunked by People.com. Could these recent foul findings of Lohan's past be the works of a limelight starved Dina?

Callum Best, Lindsay's former (or current?) .. who knows anymore, boy-toy was in the doghouse last month when Lindsay discovered some female phone numbers on his cell. Apparently the couple had a loud spat in a NYC hotel over Best's indiscretions. Numerous reports of Best's wild nights with several unidentified female companions have strewn over the web as of late. With this kind of blatant disrespect under his belt, could Lohan's latest calamities be a result of Callum's deviations?

You decide!

Michelle Trachtenberg's newest love interest

Former Buffy hottie Michelle Trachtenberg is rumored to be dating Brandon Hirsch, 26, who is a manager at the notorious NYC nightclub Butter.

Trachtenberg, 21, has remained silent on her love life, but as of recent has been spotted with Hirsch at several Vegas hotspots including Pure at Ceasers, The Venetian and the recent Killers Concert with the manager beau.

Trachtenberg as of late was dating X2 actor Shawn Ashmore. Trachtenberg publicly remains coy regarding her dating status as of yet.

Richie Sambora enters Rehab


People.com reports that Richie Sambora, Bon Jovi guitarist and former boyfriend of the delicious Denise Richards has entered an undisclosed treatment center for addiction in Los Angeles.

A representative for the troubled musician released this c following the startling news,"He asks that you respect he and his family's privacy at this time."

Sambora has faced a downward spiral following the split with Richards, and his highly publicized divorce finalization in April from Heather Locklear.

Our wishes are with Sambora at this difficult time.

Hilton to return to Jail?


TMZ.com

has broken a startling new twist on the Paris Hilton heehaw.

Paris is scheduled to return to court at 9:00AM PST for a hearing with the LA County Judge, Michael Sauer, who issued her 23 day sentence -- following an emergency petition filed by LA County attorney Rocky Delgadillo.

Delgadillo asserts the LA County Sheriff's department is in contempt of court and subsequently filed this movement, citing an order from Judge Sawyer in the original court document dated 5/4/07 barring Ms. Hilton's eligibility for use of any "electronic monitoring".

Stay tuned for the latest updates on this story!

Paris Hilton released for undisclosed medical reason




Just short of serving 4 days at Lynwood Detention Center, the harlot heiress was released due to 'an undisclosed medical reason'.

According to Reuters, she is to serve a 40 day home detention and is to wear a bracelet at all times during the sentence so that her whereabouts is monitored.

Hilton had this to say regarding her recent jail term and release: "I want to thank the Los Angeles County Sheriff's Department and staff of the Century Regional Detention Center for treating me fairly and professionally. I am going to serve the remaining 40 days of my sentence. I have learned a great deal from this ordeal and hope that others have learned from my mistakes."

Update: TMZ.com reports that hilton was released due to being on the verge of a 'nervous breakdown', according to her psychiatrist.

Wednesday, June 6, 2007

Lindsays a Nun


Lindsay Lohan has reportedly found god from the seclusion of 'Promises' rehabilitation center, and is a parishioner of St Aidan's Episcopal Church, the same church Paris was attending prior to her 23 day 'hiatus' in the slammer.

TMZ.com reports that LaLohan was seen leaving Promises late last night for some religious refreshment -- along with a few other of the crackho's ..errrr.. patients from Promises in her company.

That's hot. Loves it.

Jennifers New Beau!


Several sources have reported that the sexy Aniston has a new hunk in her life, Paul Sculfor - a British model who has appeared in campaigns for Christian Dior, Jean Paul Gaultier and Levi's.

Since her highly publicized divorce from Brad Pitt, Aniston, 38, as been seen with Vince Vaughn, her co-star from 2006's "The Break-up". The couple split late last year, and Aniston has been very quiet about whom she's been seeing.

Way to go, he's a hottie!

Britneybadunk

Britney and a friend were captured on Monday waddling down a Mexico boardwalk wearing a lovely baby blue one-piece, and sporting her recent awful platinum extensions.

The highlight of the whole scene was Britney's bodaceous bootielicious cellulitarific behind, wiggling and jiggling with all of it's might.

Brit, get back in the gym!

[img via celebrityrumors.com / modified by Tootie]

Hilton Lockdown: Day 2


Miss Hilton is now entering Day 2 of her illustrious incarceration at the LA county regional detention facility. According to People.com, her cell a 12x8 foot room in the 'high power' pod, a portion of the facility designated for high-profile inmates.

"She cries all day, looks unwashed and has no makeup, her hair is tangled. She cried audibly through the first two nights" reports an undisclosed source for People.
People also reports that the tainted twit enjoyed a lovely dinner of franks and beans on June 4th, followed by a bologna sandwich and chocolate chip cookies the subsequent day.

Lovely.

Hi, I'm Nicole

This fugly photo has surfaced of the emaciated Nicole Richie stumbling around wearing a towel on her head with her assistant on Tuesday in Los Angeles.

Video has surfaced on TMZ.com featuring the skeletal Richie stepping into her vehicle and the photog saying 'Hey Nicole, Like your towel.' LOL. What CAN you say to this anyway?

Entertainmentwise.com reported on 6/4/07 that Richie is pregnant, speculating that the baby is none other than the child of ex-boyfriend Joel Madden.

Great. Next thing you know she'll be hanging the baby out the window. FREAK.

Tuesday, June 5, 2007

It's Over, Again.

People magazine reports that Jessica Simpson and John Mayer have split, again.

“It has been rocky and it had been rocky, and it reached the end of the road,” a source close to John Mayer told People. “It is definitely over — the relationship has ended.”

This is not the first seperation the couple has endured. People also reports that this is the '12th breakup'.

Okay, how many times do you have to break up with someone before you realize that you aren't supposed to be dating.

Sources close to Jessica state 'There is always room for reconciliation.' Hmm.

Jail house rock



Skanky socialite Paris Hilton spends her first day in jail, and according to CNN, she said it was 'cold', and that she had to use 'her blanket as a pillow'. Awww.

The diva is allowed 1 hour a day to leave her cell for basic bathing and workout activities, a far cry from her free-for-all existance that she is accustomed to.

"She’s using this time to reflect on her life, to see what she can do to make the world better and hopefully, in my opinion, to change the attitudes that exist about her among many people" according to her attourney, Richard A. Hutton.

My guess is she's hiding from all the scary convict lesbians waiting for her fresh meat outside of her cell!

[img courtesy of news.com.au]

Lindsay Lohan, Psycho

Apparently Lindsay Lohan and Nick Lachey's newest girlpal Vanessa Minnillo like knifeplay, lezbostyle. The troubled temptress and Maxim babe were subject to this freak show of a photo shoot in June of 2006. The photographs were leaked to an online news source on June 1st, causing quite a stir. I bet Dina is proud.

Vanessa Minnillo reportedly is ashamed by her behavior during the shoot. A source of US weekly stated 'It was stupid and she regrets it. They were only fooling around".

Fooling around? They look like a bunch of addict lezbo's ripping at eachothers shirts and trying to slice eachother up! I bet that whack job Samantha Ronson was the photographer!

Click below, for all the shocking depravity!



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