Oops, I did it... again?

Britney Spears apparently hasn't learned her lesson regarding photographers and her raunchy lower half.

The trashy teen-pop tart was seen exiting her vehicle yesterday, and this shocking photo was snapped by X17online photographers.

It's been about a year since we last saw Britney's post-partum parts... and we haven't missed them at all! Eww.

In other Britney news, if you have a little time, head over to BritneySpears.Com.

Apparently the dizzy diva is requesting members of her fanclub to name her new album. One of the titles, 'OMG, is Lindsay Lohan like.. okay like?' ....made us here at CelebrityTea shake our heads in disgust. What in hell is going on in Spears-land?

Pregnant Skeleton Nicole Richie is Fabulous

I love it. Rumor has it that the towel-over-her-head, rehab romping, former heroine addict, daughter of Lionel Richie is pregnant.

MSNBC.COM is reporting that the skeletal star has been subject to urine and blood analysis and Richie herself is not denying the allegation.

An insider reveals "Nicole’s determined to get healthy for her own sake and the baby’s.”"

Well well well, I hope she does!

Paris Loves Cheerio's and Stavros in the morning

TMZ.com reports that Paris is fairing better during her second day at the medical center attached to Twin Towers Correctional Center.

She is reportedly crying less, on medication and eating cereal and bread.

The heiress is allowed two visitors on family day, Nicky her fugly sister and Stavros Niarchos, her on-again off-again boy toy were seen entering the facility this afternoon.

Apparently several of the inmate's family members who were visiting were outraged at how swiftly Paris's visitors were allowed into the facility, some waiting hours to see their family members.

Guess when you have that much dough you can pretty much do anything you want, ... except get out of jail free!

Martha Stewart is wretched

Delicious celebrityrumors reports that Martha Stewart, the train-wreck homemaking entrepreneur turned stock-market criminal was enraged to find that her recently arrested driver was Egyptian!

New York Post reveals this juicy tidbit:

After Stewart left her Bedford home early to make an appearance on “The View,” she noticed on the ride into town that her car was being followed by a police cruiser. When her car stopped at the “View” studios on the Upper West Side, it was surrounded by officers, who promptly arrested her driver. A visibly upset Stewart went up to her dressing room and, according to a source, “started shouting loudly to an assistant over the phone.” The domestic diva yelled, “How could you do this to me? Don’t you do background checks on people? He was Egyptian! What do I pay you people for?”

Next thing we know she'll be banning Egyptian cotton in her k-mart line of sheets!

The Hilton Saga Continues

It's been confirmed through several media sources that Paris Hilton has been ordered to return to LA County custody late this afternoon.

TMZ reports that the heiress was screaming "mom, mom, mom" following the ruling, and several eye-witnesses report Ms. Hilton was physically escorted from the courtroom.

Paris is currently at Twin Towers Correctional Facility on a medical ward. Apparently her lawyer has filed habeas corpus proceedings (illegal withholding of a body) to be reviewed on Monday.

Ms. Hilton was released to her home late Thursday afternoon for an undisclosed medical reason, which has now been identified as a condition similar to Claustrophobia (fear of closed spaces). Ms. Hilton has a history of these type of attacks and allegedly experienced one during the filming of House of Wax.

LA County Sheriff Lee Baca released a statement this afternoon stating Ms. Hilton suffered from a "serious medical condition" that would only worsen with her imprisonment and that the facilities did not have room for "low level offenders" such as Paris.

Following the latest decision, Kathy Hilton stated ""It is what it is and it's in God's hands now."
She added: "It's out of our hands. There's nothing we can do."

The poor girl must feel like a yo-yo. This is getting a tad bit ridiculous. They need to find out where she needs to be placed, and if her medical condition is as serious as purported, treat it and get her back on track to finishing her sentence.

Paris returns to jail

Following a media circus and a controversial ruling, Paris Hilton was ordered to return to the Twin Towers detention center early this afternoon.

Hilton was released late yesterday afternoon to her home, after the Sheriff's department released her due to psychological reasons. It was learned by CelebrityTea late last evening that Ms. Hilton would return to court today.

I guess they just can't decide what to do with her.

Kim Kardashian - Cramps?

Kim Kardashian is one zesty broad, however these awkward snaps taken shortly after the delicious socialite left Koi restaurant on Wednesday night leaves us thinking... what in the?

Did she have some bad Sushi? Ex-lax kicking in? And what's with her behind? This isn't a sir-mix-a-lot video shoot, is it?

Maybe she's squatting in delight over the recent settlement between herself and Vivid entertainment for $5mil, putting the kabash on her sex-tape with x-boyfriend Ray-J!

Whatever the reason, she sure looks happy, and .... well... orotund.

Hot.

Hilton to return to Jail?

TMZ.com

has broken a startling new twist on the Paris Hilton heehaw.

Paris is scheduled to return to court at 9:00AM PST for a hearing with the LA County Judge, Michael Sauer, who issued her 23 day sentence -- following an emergency petition filed by LA County attorney Rocky Delgadillo.

Delgadillo asserts the LA County Sheriff's department is in contempt of court and subsequently filed this movement, citing an order from Judge Sawyer in the original court document dated 5/4/07 barring Ms. Hilton's eligibility for use of any "electronic monitoring".

Stay tuned for the latest updates on this story!

Lindsays a Nun

Lindsay Lohan has reportedly found god from the seclusion of 'Promises' rehabilitation center, and is a parishioner of St Aidan's Episcopal Church, the same church Paris was attending prior to her 23 day 'hiatus' in the slammer.

TMZ.com reports that LaLohan was seen leaving Promises late last night for some religious refreshment -- along with a few other of the crackho's ..errrr.. patients from Promises in her company.

That's hot. Loves it.

Hi, I'm Nicole

This fugly photo has surfaced of the emaciated Nicole Richie stumbling around wearing a towel on her head with her assistant on Tuesday in Los Angeles.

Video has surfaced on TMZ.com featuring the skeletal Richie stepping into her vehicle and the photog saying 'Hey Nicole, Like your towel.' LOL. What CAN you say to this anyway?

Entertainmentwise.com reported on 6/4/07 that Richie is pregnant, speculating that the baby is none other than the child of ex-boyfriend Joel Madden.

Great. Next thing you know she'll be hanging the baby out the window. FREAK.

Lindsay Lohan, Psycho

Apparently Lindsay Lohan and Nick Lachey's newest girlpal Vanessa Minnillo like knifeplay, lezbostyle. The troubled temptress and Maxim babe were subject to this freak show of a photo shoot in June of 2006. The photographs were leaked to an online news source on June 1st, causing quite a stir. I bet Dina is proud.

Vanessa Minnillo reportedly is ashamed by her behavior during the shoot. A source of US weekly stated 'It was stupid and she regrets it. They were only fooling around".

Fooling around? They look like a bunch of addict lezbo's ripping at eachothers shirts and trying to slice eachother up! I bet that whack job Samantha Ronson was the photographer!

Click below, for all the shocking depravity!

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